Anybody in British television who unironically refers to themselves as a 'showrunner' sits at the head of the absolute utter bellend top table.

Friday evenings have never felt the same since the video shops all shut.

In honour of Hans Zimmer's birthday I will be playing the sounds of foghorns and lawnmowers whilst banging bin lids into the sides of my head.

Another upcoming weekend without 'Moviedrome'. It's been over 25-years now and I'd almost be willing to accept Mark Cousins presenting it again if it meant we could have it back for our Sunday nights. Almost.

BBC2 needs to bring back the Saturday Matinee. I demand old films before my weekend tea time darn it.

Happy Halloween to all and enjoy whichever of your annual rotation films you choose to watch tonight.

Finally watched Death Wish V and now I want that 'dandruff problem' line written on my headstone.

Not many finer feelings on this earth than waking up expecting to have to scrape the windscreen and instead finding it fully ice free. It's the simple things in life you treasure.

My anticipation for the World Darts Championship draw is how I used to feel about the one for the FA Cup 3rd Round.

My biggest regret in life is now not having seen 'Josie and the Pussycats' a lot sooner. What a blast it was, so nice to just have fun with a film and all the songs in it were absolute bangers to boot.

'When the Wind Blows' really is one of greatest feel-bad put-me-down films ever made. What a simply joyous downer I've been on since rewatching it at the weekend.

Heartily excited for my 'Turbulence' film night this coming Friday evening. Booze, snacks, the company of great friends, and Ray Liotta going gloriously batshit on a jumbo. That's a properly done Christmas.

Been fascinating to see what actually happens when unstoppable idiots meet immovable morons

Guns don't kill people, hostile vehicles do.

I have reached that post-Christmas nostalgia stage where all I want to do is read old Roy of the Rovers annuals. So I will.

Bunting should just let every set go to a deciding leg and then leave himself a huge checkout on it, he'd be world champion in no time.

Always feels good to reach double figures on your new year first time viewing film watchlist. Important first landmark to hit and now it is onwards to triple figures like the limited interests tragic case I am.

It's now been a week since I watched 'Un coeur en hiver' and it simply will not leave me alone. I think I can therefore now add it to the official list of films that have utterly broken me.

The weekend arrives so it's almost time to select this week's films for a first-time viewing. Always a great deal of worry that something terrible will be picked but that's just the game we have to play. Here's to fine flicks for everybody all being well.

'Blast of Silence' has the greatest narration in any film I've ever seen. I'm going to be writing excerpts from it on all my future Christmas cards.