sorry to mean but many academics think the autodidact life is not worth living or, more truthfully, that they’re too good for it. not the world’s problem, yours.

not me telling my therapist of nine years "i needed this" at the end of our call today. obviously i need therapy, i am female adrian monk

i once had a professor excuse my absence but still deduct participation points from my final grade because i spent a single class session in the hospital with a minor concussion

i love when usps "attempts delivery" and decides that there is "no secure location" to leave my package. as if i'm planning on putting a porch around my apartment building before they come around again

griff and i went to see this movie at a dine in theater and the staff kept making mistakes and gave us the wrong bill and then someone else's credit card and then the wrong bill again and we ended up walking out and i have no idea what happens in this movie

millennial men are drawn to geese because they don't listen to enough classical music. that man is a tenor. the people long for bel canto

i am speaking out for the fake email job havers who actually work all day and only get one day off for christmas on dec 25. my next day off will be jan 1 and i might still have to log on in the afternoon. i make $21/hour

everybody wants to be a new yorker so bad but none of you would have survived waking up at 5 to catch the train to school and getting groped just trying to do your homework and you don't even have a seat until like forty minutes into the trip

the line of demarcation is that real new yorkers don't care about who thinks they are a real new yorker or not. i am a new yorker in the same way that i am 28 years old. i just am. every week we go over this and it's so annoying

imagine it's the early 1720s and you're a member of court at Brandenburg-Schwedt and the Margrave's ensemble is performing Bach's new composition of six concertos and you can't even be appropriately excited about it because it's uncouth

that blue check account talking about surrogacy is not engaging in good faith and i think we should just ignore. i am pissed off but ignoring and you can do it too

i think a lot of people hate their mom and as a result hate all moms and also women. i think that just about wraps it up

why do charli fans need her to be smart so bad. like what's going on there

everything is so fucked i truly cant give a shit about a single movie release, tv show, album tour etc. wtf does that have to do w me? i dont need entertainment i need people to be able to live

i can't imagine how smug the man writing this community note must have been. don't worry ladies it's only a thousand guys raping women and filming it to post online. the 62 million are just watching