Well I’ll be damned they’re actually protesting the end of a war

TGIF!

Huge honor for George to call me up today asking me to be a sperm donor after finding out he wasn’t fertile!! My brother 4L!

Tired of all these bullshit antics and games Trump is playing in LA. DJT you just pissed off the wrong man. Get over here boys we’re going to loot GameStop Frank Micale Himmy McJimmy Leroy Phipps

Got fired from my social media marketing job today :/

I had 2017-2018 Houston Astros season tickets. Every game I’d buy a cheap used bat out of the team store and beat the shit out of the railing in front of me to try to distract the other team

$7,110 to one person who like’s, reposts and comments “#TaylorSerrano tonight on Netflix live” Amanda Serrano vs Katie Taylor Most Valuable Promotions Friday 7/11

Tired of the media throwing plus sized models in my face

Throwback Frank Micale #Bitch

Yes, we killed Charlie Kirk last week, it was needed for the well being of our American future. But we draw the line at cancelling my favorite night show host Jimmy Kimmel. My name is Deshaun Watson and I am responsible for the downfall of the Cleveland Browns.

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve seen Landon Willeman completely knock over a pine tree in left center

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My guy George would be perfect. He has 2 weiners it’s the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen.