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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, then why do some people have more than one child.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.

May your armpits be infested by the fleas of a 1000 camels

The good thing about having bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

I went ahead and broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year. Who's got donuts?!?

When I got home from work today the telephone rang. I picked up the phone & asked "Who is speaking?". The voice replied "You are you twit"

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

Slogan of the day . . . "Don't let your affection give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!"

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

Father: How far have you gone with a guy? Daughter: Once a guy... walked me home... so like a mile.

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.

Now that the dog has dug up all the May flowers, I'm ready for summer.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. But others have no imagination whatsoever.

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F.l.i.r.t = F**k love I'd rather tease.

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