@lee_m987 Estate Agency Banter Estate Agent Pics How much would it cost for a window cleaner?

Sex toys?

Because using the tilt shift effect can blur out all the sh*t in the background. Nice office chair anyone?

The next stage in estate agent photography ....

‘Retro family bathroom’ says the description. A fine example of how even estate agents can’t polish a turd.

Trekkies’ dream: to boldly ‘go’ in this deceptively SPACE-ious cloakroom.

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Help me settle a marital argument. Soup - food or drink?

If Dragons’ Den was a semi-detached property in need of renovation ...

Call Santa - we’ve found Rudolph.

Loo roll basketball? Tissue gunk tank? Completely useless if you run out. Unless you’re Mr Tickle.

And estate agents are still taking sh*t photos. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Eradicate that #FridayFeeling with a photograph of a house that looks like the Elephant Man.

But what about that time he pretended he was a chef but actually there was a rat under his hat doing all the work? #bradleywiggins

Easter doesn’t get more middle class than this! 😂

Wet rooms are easy up clean up after you’ve had a ‘shower scene’, just don’t forget the stains on the shower curtain ...

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