Honey I Totaled the Weinermobile

there’s a guy trapped in the pepsi machine at work and i don’t know how to get him out

i would love a thumbs upped taxidermy ebert

referring to the animation style in south park as chopped n screwed from now on

pretty fucked up how the m&m’s corporation has been proudly showing the footage of when they scared santa to death on television for over a decade now

going to 3d print a baby grinch and then with science reprint him one year older every year until it’s time for him to pass on to the next life

grinch coffin, never used 😏

ham,cheddar and broccoli anyone?

3d printing my skull to practice some sick hamlet tricks

I stand behind the heroes (the Charmin bears) that protect this line (my butt crack)

getting into puppet comedy for the tax write offs

thinking about implanting a microphone inside my body so i can finally hear the sick ass bone sounds my skeleton makes

saving money weekly

i don’t know how to explain it but doin time by sublime is the inverse of Theme from Austin powers

having two butt cracks would kick ass

that lasagna you like is going to come back in style

brb, navigating the 9/11 20th anniversary corn maze

one last meal