My wife just called me not once but twice with “hot dog” related questions from the grocery store. #Thisis30

I have a new favorite. MAGA getting called out by considerably more intelligent Canucks.

Duke baseball fans rn

As a first time lawn mower-er, no one tells you that you need shoes just for lawn mowing.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you follow me you’re too old for LaLa. Grow up

Since Trump took office - Natural Gas prices are up 25%. Electricity is up 19%. Gas has not come down to $1.99 anywhere in the U.S. Beef prices are up 80%. Pork prices are up 23%. Grocery prices continue to increase. Auto prices have increased on average of $6000. per

More places need to adopt the 8inch sandwich. goodcents does it right. 6 to little, 12 too much.

Lululemon used to have all their sneaky zipper 3rd pockets on the left side - one of the bigger wins for lefties. Then they got woke and moved them to the right pocket. Tough world out here for the smarter/more athletic (lefties) people.

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

Guy who brought the gifts down at mass this AM was wearing a Kelly green Kelce jersey with the matching color wave Jordan’s. House on the birds today.

Should be universal rule that if you get the “unsent message” notification on iOS from a friend you consider that notification never existed. You do not text your friend back “???” That message was never real.

Seeing Tarasenko in a wild jersey is disgusting Puck Watching: a St. Louis Blues Podcast

Seahawks wearing college jerseys

Every uber in Omaha is an old person who reeks of cigs and talks too much.

Emmit smith shitty zoom link interview during this entire drive is insane Netflix this sucks

Officially old. Just changed my outlook from dark mode to light. What’s next twitter?

Top 20 teams dropping like flys this week. First the Billikens, now UCONN.. happy for the little guys I guess? Will give them good momentum going into the NIT.

I need a cig

My wife made dinner plans with friends of ours tonight. At 6pm mst. John Fanta what’s my way outta this?