Remy could never pilot me. I'm far more complex than Linguini. You would need at least two drift-compatible rats

Americans when they see the word 'China'

I will never touch this Threads shit. My family follows my Instagram, I can't talk about cum on there

What is this? Keep seeing it when I got to make a new X

the decor at the gay dive bar i went to last night was crazy

These bitches on tiktok do NOT know Odlaw

Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty is an aspirational story because it envisions a future where the US has a lesbian president

Love meddling ngl

Looking to hire someone who will stand behind me all day and taze me in the balls if it ever looks like I'm going to start hornyposting about being a housewife or Da Vinci's apprentice

Lame-ass dudes in their 30's when something is different now then it was when they were 16:

The guy with the cute accent who comes into my work every week to replace the towels desires me carnally. I know this

Nobody at work knows about Caramelldansen. My ass is NOT meant to be here

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"UwU step on me" literally fuck off dude I know youre just trying to bait out my easily exploitable stomp move