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1/ I used to read AGW papers for fun. Every one was chock full of insane stuff like "we took all the weather stations we had, which wasn't many, then constructed a grid of phantom weather stations and created data for them by interpolating the sparse mesh we did have. Then we

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This is all true. They hate you, so they convinced you to live in a studio apartment in the city, because it makes you too poor to fight them.

FYI grok has no idea who has visited your profile or blocked you and any answer it provides is a random hallucination.

its just a coincidence that we quadrupled the amount of dollars that exist and now the dollar menu costs $4

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Fans finally found a way to make the WNBA interesting and now they're trying to shut it down. Fact is, the WNBA hates the WNBA more than you do.

The price of a chap stick on the strip is ridiculous

Nobody will mind lookin like Arby’s if it grip like Velcro

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I would if I could bro, unfortunately the only thing more fragile than your friend Nora is the delicate cocktail of psychotropic drugs her shrink has her on.