Can anyone tell me how the hell Johnny Flynn wrote such a beautiful song about bloody metal detecting and I can't even remember to buy my parter a treat each week when doing the Morrisons big shop? The bastard.

You know Giles Peterson is doing a good off-piste show when shazam does this...

Went to my aunts 70th. So obviously...

Like this Gerry berry

3 people driving around with the intent of hunting with dogs? 'Everything seized.' Smash around the countryside on a horse in a bright red costume with 30 mates, a load of people following and a pack of 50 dogs? 'It's just tradition'

This is magical.

Just poured 3l of hanging basket water directly into my waterproof shoe. That means, I assume, that it can't dry naturally through the day - I have back to back meetings. How is your Tuesday morning going?

THREE DAYS after it was announced, our local 'brexit will save our seafood industry' enthusiast learns about a huge factory closure via twitter. They are closing because *checks notes* they are finding the UK market restricted 😂😂

LATEST;

Yer. No. Some absolute FUCKHEAD in Scotland has just pulled out and collapsed everything for everyone, a week before moving day (which she dictated to everyone) and just weeks before Christmas. 🖕🏼

I'm gonna set one of these up on the driveway and see if I can send the kids to school and nursery via skyhook. Will make the mornings SOOO much easier.

This is basically the NS divide.

Logging off for a bit. Over the past few days I have repeatedly had GB News presenters, right wing commentators all interjected with nothing but Elon Musk tweeting and the globe giving him oxygen. Its not a nice place to be, time for some calm.