KENNEDY’S QUIZ BOWL: awesome and insane trivia every Wednesday until i die or get a boyfriend or something 🦷💸💗

i didn’t know he SUED FOR THE GYNECOLOGICAL RECORDS OF HIS VICTIMS omfg he needs to d*e

bonnie blue sex stunts are how i used to talk about sex when i was a virgin in college and didn’t want anyone to know. yeah i had sex with 100 guys in an hour and they all came on me and it was crazy

old men tapping the side of their nose… don’t really see that much anymore

worse

“i can’t explain it” so there’s this color combination called purple and green

i’ve been given a vision from god that i need to buy a 2005 toyota camry with 95k miles

but fr

Moving to bushwick even though I’m not considered beautiful there

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

My friend is one of the most famous mathematicians in the southeastern US and he just informed me there is likely a forgotten number between 4 and 5

BACK TMRW NIGHT AT 8PM. BE THERE OR DIE

stopping in at a sephora because i realized i fucked up my eyebrows this morning . i just love city living!

we have a VERY SPECIAL ANNIE-HONORING EDITION OF KENNEDY’S QUIZ BOWL tomorrow at 8pm at clara’s in bushwick. topics include wes anderson, the smiths, futurism, broadway musicals, & events of the 1970s. b there WE LOVE YOU

getting a free drink at the bar where my best friend is a celebrity

Won bar trivia again

PLEASE everyone come to clara’s wednesday nights at 8pm grant needs serious competition

being the maid of honor of my best friend’s birthday

A nuclear holocaust is every parent's worst nightmare