when u become friends with a man and he starts sending u posts of 2 cats saying “us” and texting u good morning

me when they actually DO the things they say to each other in dirty talk fic

Yaoi Healed me

when ur reading yaoi but the “YAOISLOP” warriors just heard u talk about it

got a jay oh bee but missed doomposting

comign back to this account and seeinf everyone sb me.. Guys apls.. Im sorry ai deserved that But Pleek.. Pekk.

reading omegaverse yaoi high got me thinking im the omega about to be Buttfucked and i start screaming and crying

so weird seeing people my age about to have kids and I am Literally On My bed reading hardcore smut while eating lucky charms

gettint 100+ views on a tweet is a hit tweet to me to be honest

I lowkey fw the corny nicknames in yaoi like yasss thats ur sweetiepie hunny bun sugar plum fairy

“u cant just say you hope a man gets pregnant when u dont like them” x.com/jimnsbian/stat…

this is how i feel when an author says theykl come back 583939 times and just never does

My biggest fear is accidentally copying someone’s tweet word by word

when the yaois and fanfics ive read catch up to me and im genuinely dragged to hell for what ive read

talking to someone about yaoi and they start talking how they hate on people who use the term fujoshi on themselves………..girl then what are we……

“yaoi slop” “yurislop” ITS ALWAYS SLOP SLOP WITH YOU PEOPLE

how it feels when a fandom mutally agrees on the omegaverse roles for a ship

when u become friends w someone who says they also like yaoi but they meant red white & royal blue and heartstopper bl not danmeis/manwhas so u lowk js kys

mpreg

if u call a yaoi slop just because you see uncensored dick and balls i will Fight you