I see what you did there, Petey. -Wade giggled childishly- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Aww. Look at you, being all cute. x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Awe come on! It's true! x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Oh! Well.. Don't let the mask fool you. It's a prop. x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Now now. Calm your tits. Let me ask you something. x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

You, me, Netflix. I'll make it up to ya! x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Date—cough—wHaT?! You sneaky spider you ~! x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Weeeeell... If you say so! Wink wink. x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Tonight, you and me. In your place. I'll use the window just like you do to sneak on MJ. -He nudged him teasingly- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Gooooood~ I'll bring chips and lube! -And the merc quickly ran off, waving his arm happily up in the air- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

-In a few hours, as told, Wade climbed through the fire exit up to the window. He's quite making a noise with the chips wrappers being wrinkled on his way- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

And I thought I've been subtle with the noise. -He threw everything inside his room before sliding himself in the open window- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Romance, action, CGI. Anything you want! -He dropped down and sat beside him, opening a bag- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

-He chomps loudly and practically cuddled up to him- This shit is good! x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

You mean titanic? -He glanced at the teenager beside him with an arch of a brow- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

Maximum romantic effort. x.com/FelinoidCammie…

This is so going on Instagram.

That's lame. Let's watch it! -His hand digs into the bag of chips- x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

-He lifts his mask up to eat some child while his other hand wrapped around Peter's shoulders.- 'Paint me like one of your French girls' in cue! x.com/SpideyGuyPeter…

🕷— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. -ɴ[s]ғᴡ -ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛᴇᴅ ʙɪ -ᴍᴠʀᴘ -#InfinityWar -sᴇᴍɪ-ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇs - ʟɪᴋᴇ & ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ғᴏʀ sᴘɪᴅʏ?