someone needs to blow up that hospital

Can’t believe they was given out fuckin nose lobotomies in 2020 cause of Covid. Now these mfs just be fore playin wit the nose but back in my day they’d shove a rod through your whole ass head

Lowkey tired of writing hahahahaa. Shits not always funny

Got a question for all yall people that just be biking everywhere - are yall fr?

Who tf is Luke and what’s he know about being warm I stg

All yall annoying ass apps that keep pinging me watch what happen when i turn off your fuck ass notifications bitch I stg

I’ll contort and stretch my body to its sheer max before I get out of bed in order to grab something barely out of reach

Lead a horse to water but you can’t make it griddy smh

The truth really be truthin

But bitch I’m so proud of you

fuego hunny grand on some bitch, bitch I'm so proud of you

Nothing(me) beats a jet2holiday(my meat)

Is there a way to filter out the YouTube accent fuckass creators from my TikTok feed?

New aura ring ads really showing the money power that comes from being a slut and sleeping with the govvie + palantir

As a rule of thumb if you want your homies to play a fuckass game w u buy it for them and vice versa

Reaction videos are so fucking forced holy fuck

Sorry for party rocking

I fw the filet o fish from McDonald’s

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

Bitch you is nasty