Charles Minor: A Tarnished Legacy? Release date: September 9th

My melatonin last night was an award winning motion picture ln. Someone get me a pen and some paper NOW

The SmartBoard is an underrated invention ngl

This is just a shell of Joel embiid

Sitting crisscross applesauce isn’t homosexual MY THREAD:

All my homies hate baby peach

“I hate what you two have done to sports television,” - Dan Le Batard on Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless (Via South Beach Sessions | h/t Awful Announcing )

Absolute nightmare blunt rotation

All time run on sentence

I dream of being this great of a journalist

Joey Lombardo Framingham State, Quarterback 2018-2020

I just want it on record that I am anti Christmas activities before thanksgiving

Where does Merry Christmas Drake and Josh rank on everyone’s Christmas movie rankings? Personally sits at 2 for me

Fudge disapproves of the current CFP format and will be protesting until next year. Thank you.

2024 Goals: -Try a new hobby -Invest in Mongolian mutual funds -Sleep 3 hours a day -Finish all Magic Tree House books -Paint a mural of my 17 uncles -Find god, then lose him -Start Pyramid Scheme -Get audited by the IRS -Learn a new skill

Why is that Jason Kelce can drink a beer shirtless in public and he’s celebrated but WHEN I do it in front of a school I’m a “danger to the community”

Why is it that Jesus had such good abs? Was he planking?? Russian twists?? Ancient Ab Rollers?? The world needs to know

You like that shit white boy??

I don’t think I’ll ever be the same after flying Spirit Business class. The ambience, pageantry, what an experience