"i am jacks complete lack of surprise" <---- awesome

@knowyourgoat your mission if you choose to accept it: find beach > find women > camera ahoy!!

2xdr peppers up to now

3x dr peppers now yummy

@knowyourgoat suck it tom also we should have a drinking contest over twitter http://twitpic.com/dircq

4x dr peppers \o/

5x dr peppers and 2 beers

Just threw a bowling ball 25mph I am your god!!

i love fire alarms in the morning. . . . . . .

@knowyourgoat you are alright but hot is a stretch :P

jumping in puddles is fun

So o canlonk http://twitpic.com/hlc92

Pats kinder surprise! http://twitpic.com/ig8p2

@knowyourgoat i didnt make it either, fuck beans

@knowyourgoat we need hourly reports to know you are still alive

@knowyourgoat best picture ever.....EVER!!

@knowyourgoat my hero

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ignore my shit

Tweeting 8 months, 2 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, 31 seconds (March 15, 2009). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942 #howlong