he unverified the pope! we’re doing another avignon baby

clapham common is just a boring patch of grass. there I said it

in my fleabag era (crying at the bus stop)

the sluttiest thing a man can do is compare hand sizes

😔

im taking notes on everyone that chats shit about my bleached eyebrows

do you ever have your headphones in and remember you’re in charge of the music and don’t have to listen to the shit song that’s currently playing

got more money that sense and let me tell you, I’ve got no fucking money

It’s a fair point

ive lost my diary can anyone remember what I’m meant to be doing july 29th

thought I’d completely gotten over my crush on post malone but he keeps wearing jorts and it’s reeled me right back in

thought I was just a Scorpio but apparently that’s ‘fearful avoidant attachment style’

i will not know peace until im back on kate and jordans sofa playing jokeboat

why is this so funny to me