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🚨 UNESCO World Heritage Site famous for being the only dildo providers in Middle East damaged during ongoing conflict.

The technical name for a group of Ph.D. students is a clusterfuck.

> she's levantine dude he's living literally every south asian guy's dream right now it's actually not fucking fair

As a war rages on in our vicinity, there is a much more sinister war alight in our own home. Islamabad Police is unable to protect our children in th capital. Only Allah knws wht happens in th hinterland. Zille Huma, a 15yo tiktoker has been kidnapped since 15th May from Isl. 1/13

Geopolitics 101

The only diplomatic option left, send Joe Rogan to Tehran with a bunch of DMT

Redpill podcasters be like: Ayo Incel, have you considered being rich and sexy? Ideally with a massive cock. Woah 🤯 Why didn’t I think of doing this before? You saved my life bro 🫂

Shit is getting ominous by the minute.

Khamenei and Bibi will make an appearance on Love Island.

STOP IT 🤣

🚨 We have an official recorded case of a 6 plus Incel. All the short kings stay in line.

mahmoud ahmedinejad walks out on stage with an aged but recognisable tupac

Big content guy falsely tweeting about women in Iran not being allowed to drive reminds me of when a middle school substitute teacher told the class that women in Iran weren’t allowed to vote

Khamenei to Bibi every 3 hours:

Threw up because my AI controlled brain was too sycophantic. Went to adjust flattery and I can’t because the Think app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a head, not the upgraded head+ with touchscreen. Now I am stuck with a bad brain. This feels dystopian.