Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster

this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life

I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.

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NationWideBikeLife LMAOOO

if youre in texas prepare to die

my bro being the coldest mechanic in houston >>

This makes me fucking sick

1,000 días sin homicidios Me recomendaron hacer una cadena nacional y dar un discurso para conmemorar este hito histórico: 1,000 días sin homicidios desde el inicio de nuestro Gobierno. Pero creo que en lugar de discursos, lo mejor es que hoy reflexionemos sobre lo que nuestro

Not “just” security. No “solo” seguridad.

if you owe me money i bet not see you gain weight

NEW: Rapper Kevin Gates shuts down reporter who asked him to comment on artists using their platforms to condemn ICE at the Grammys. Gates: “You want me to be honest? This is what I do.” Reporter: “What do you do? What's the best advice?” Gates: “Okay, you ready? I mind the

primero hay que sufrir, nunca olvidaré sus palabras

Zoo York spray painting their logo on roaches in NYC & letting them loose for an ad campaign (2008)

Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?