I said I was gonna pick her up at 8:30 and I just left Fahhhh

Bruh I’m going double the speed limit and the ETA hasn’t dropped 1 minute

Kill confirmed 🫡

I personally would have roundtripped my stake in Medallion Fund operated by Renaissance Technologies in 1993 tbh.

Crypto in 2021 vs 2026 😭

I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE.

I remember when I thought $100,000 was a lot of money.

Gayest bounce of all time, just sweep the lows already

Fuarks Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 Based on analysis from CryptoRank, the average retail ROI for tokens in Alex Becker's portfolio is 0.03x (-97%). However, he has promoted tokens with strong past returns, like ALU and Sfund (5-10x in 2021). Performance varies widely by token and market cycle; recent data shows

hmmmmm nice recovarry nice recovarry… sure would be’a shaame if a’somewon … DUMP ANUDDA BIRRRRION

NEW: CFTC CHIEF SELIG TO CLEAR PATH FOR U.S. PERPETUAL FUTURES IN COMING WEEKS - COINDESK SOURCE: coindesk.com/policy/2026/03…

Threadguy drops the lore on how Isaac Newton made one of the worst trades of all time “Newton is early, he's the first one, and he invests a little bit. Then the market rips, Newton exits happy, but at the same time Newton's friends enter the market and get rich" "Newton says

Threadguy reveals he can't stop talking to girls in trading terminology "I always find myself like explaining orderbooks to girls. It's pretty fucked dude. I just have this bit where my brain is so fried I just talk in trades to girls. Except it's not a bit I literally can't

Current net worth: -60k Sabbatical starts now.

doomer I don't have an amphetamine problem. I have an amphetamine solution.

This Buick Urus car is taking over the streets and I don’t like it. Can’t escape this car.

Bitcoin is going to give us a Valentine surprise