only meal prep i do is wearing penny loafers to brunch

adonis gonna grow up and cancel drake

“stay up in Neiman's and Bloomies” — Cam’ron and also my grandma

how bout shipping my fucking order before spamming my inbox again

rockin a carhartt hoodie and never popped a car hood

the dishwasher be making fire beats sometimes

the far right of the hard white

the warlock of the jaw lock

the costco of the nostrils

the show cheers of the nose beers

the joe rogan of the coke slogans

the pusha t of the double knee

the 5 inch baggies of the 35 ounce baggies

💡: an app that provides tattoo ideas based on your algorithm

first thought when checking your credit card balance “someone has committed fraud”

less rick & morty more brick & mortar

tap in with the gang to get money thats an affiliate link

you telling me a stone washed these jeans

the groundhog said you can finally retire that dirty ass puffer with all the feathers poking out

he called twitter x