type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

i really miss the major lazer, diplo and calvin harris era

“Cristiano Ronaldo 7x” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

People who upload menu photos to the google maps listings of restaurants are the backbone of society.

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫

Journalist: “Was the team tired?” José Mourinho: “Tired? A father who works all day and comes home with 50 dollars is tired. Not us.”

em ritmo de carnaval neymar é visto misturando vodka com suco em pó no treino do santos

The greatest there is. The greatest there ever was. The greatest there ever will be.

POV: Trying to mark Ronaldo at a corner 😨

this would go so hard in portugal

Tragam o Oscar de curtas pra esse cara que editou isso.

Pssy so good there's no point in living after

It’s funny because even if you ignore: Ballon d’Or, Puskas, winning every trophy, scoring in every final, the Golden Boots, POTY plus countless other accolades (and actually being the best) Ronaldo won more PL titles in 3 seasons than Henry & Salah did in their entire PL careers

finally celebrating something

Eu e os meus amigos em 2022 a ver os pênaltis da Espanha contra Marrocos

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

Ready... #CR7 #KB9 !!! Real Madrid C.F. UEFA Champions League