Theres too much blood in my alcohol system...

Usually the people that work at the diner are nice, but i passed out on a booth and they dragged me outside at closing time

*coughs* Who are all these new BLADES *sips drink* a friend of Phog's is a friend of mine heheh!

I was napping on the bench outside the diner and then the manager told me to leave because it was weird..? Cross naps there all the time!

So yesterday they released Mira life GO and i dont know why people play it on their coms when you can go catch a Grex right outside NLA

I dont know if im just drunk but is it just me or does Boze have a nice ass....

Like 5 Mediators came and handcuffed me last night because i tried to put alcohol in the water purification plant. Apparently thats illegal.

I just fell off the streets of NLA into the water below. If cold water doesnt wake you up from an alcohol induced coma i dont know what will

Man you know what i feel like getting smashed

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Im sweaty and drunk can someone come pick me up? Im the one only wearing underwear, standing outside the BLADE tower...