being an adult fcking sucks I see why my parents used to beat the shit outta me

I got the money

mood af

ANOTHER GREEN DILDO WAS THROWN AT A WNBA GAME 😭😭😭

ANOTHER GREEN GILDO WAS THROWN AT THE GAME 😭😭😭

New WNBA logo just dropped 😭

BREAKING: The WNBA sold out of its official dildo merchandise on the first day of release.

Facts

me approaching the arena at an WNBA game with 5 green dildos (they're in my rectum)

My goal is to take a girl who has been through it all and show her it genuinely gets worse

You can now bet on what color the next dildo thrown on a WNBA court will be.

Pedro Pascal having an anxiety attack

Infiniti Money Glitch 1) Buy a WNBA ticket ($29.99) 2) Buy a blue dildo ($15.00) 3) Max bet blue dildo at $5,000 4) Throw blue dildo onto the court Profit: $69,955.01

Gohan if Chi Chi didnt push him to study all the time

Ketchup on a taco deserves public stoning omg

white people before they kiII their entire family