what if people with small children asked if it was ok to bring them into stores the way people with small dogs do

Having thoughts

There’s no way my humidifier that still had a few drops of water trapped in it from last winter is doing more good than harm for me but I’m closing my eyes and pretending

Contemplating becoming a thermos person, stay tuned

Perpetually looking for a sign

worms in brain worms in brain

deciding I want to be in my cooking bag while I have a broken foot and can’t do my own grocery shopping feels like a very specific form of karma

If I’ve got nothing else I’ve got fergilicious and untouched

Feels wrong seeing furry hats go mainstream but whatever!!

I think that a part of me will always miss it

Not me up late texting a GIRL kicking my feet..

Man, I gotta eat 2 packs of fruit snacks about this…

got a gf so hot I started getting hate crimed on the street again…

can’t believe I’m dating the woman I’ll one day marry.. can’t believe the life we get to live and create together…