Do you underline and/or highlight in your Bible?

Leave the boy alone.

This camping trip sucks.

Hi, yeah, they told me they'd validate my parking. Also, do you have any plant-based creamers for the coffee? I don't do dairy.

Make it happen

Amazing!

. . . It's all fun and games until someone starts studying the historical context of the verse. . . .

. . . It’s all fun and games until someone pulls out the NIN Translation. . . .

Study Bible Notes be like: Deuteronomy 5:25: see note on Genesis 16:13 [turns pages] Genesis 16:13: see note on Exodus 33:20 [turns pages] Exodus 33:20: see note on Deuteronomy 5:25

"Sorry I was late for our sales meeting. I got stuck in an existential crisis."

This was a tough episode, trying to make these abstract concepts tangible.

Every word Walter Brueggemann wrote he wrote with care, always alert to the needs of his subject, but also aware of the tender needs of the reader. I never met him, but more than once I thanked him while reading his work.

Me: "The only way free will makes sense is if being itself contains becoming within it." Nurse: "Sir, this is oncology. You're looking for ONTOLOGY."

Greed and gluten intolerance.

I’ll be honest, Bob, I expected something more…

"Do not take the Lord's name in vain." Exodus 20:7

Our exegesis is better than theirs.