loki: hi, i've stolen your identity and i've been living as you for a week. tony: loki: [starts crying] tony: [hugging him] hey, it's okay- loki: [loud sobbing] how do you even get up in the morning? tony: shh, i know, i know. it's gonna be okay.

tony: hello- peter: it's me. tony: hey-! peter: i just met you, and this is crazy, but- tony: STOP! peter: WAIT A MINUTE! clint (from across the room): FILL MY CUP, PUT SOME LIQUOR IN IT!

t'challa: you made a lot of people around here uncomfortable. tony: that’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys. t'challa: i hate to break it to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.

me trying to keep my life together and failing miserably.

∆ ❤ To see who I ship Loki with! ∆

Should I make a Mantis account?

×× Sorry for the Hiatus; life was not being very good during the summer. ××

❝ Tʜᴇʀᴇ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ. Aɴᴅ I'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇ ᴀ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ∫ Tʜᴇ Lɪᴠɪɴɢ Lᴇɢᴇɴᴅ . Deѕcrιpтιve wrιтer. Sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ sᴛᴏʀʏʟɪɴᴇs. Sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ. Wrιттeɴ вy ♯Tυrqυoιѕe. RT | ❥ for GIF starter.

He slowly approaches @SpiderRamsay... Loki is VERY confused..? Isn't this man that one really bitchy chef his brother likes to make fun of?

SPIDER RAMSAY IS LITERALLY THE BEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

Pretty much. He was a pretty shitty person, but he was trying to get betterー ❝Oh, uhm. . .Yes?❞ For once, he was more scared then happy to see that someone recognized him.

HE'S FREAKING OUT STILLー AND CALLING THOR. FUCK IT. MAYBE HE COULD JUMPSTART HIS HEART OR SOME SHIT WITH HIS LIGHTNING x.com/StarksAndSpark…

∆∆ Love you too! (ღ˘ω˘ღ) ∆∆ x.com/StarksAndSpark…

tony, to the avengers: okay, listen up you overgrown goonies! tony, to peter: not you, kid, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

peter: i promise next time i won’t fuck it up, mr. rogers. steve: language, kid. peter: sorry. next time i won’t fuck it up, mr. lame-rogers. tony, wiping a tear: i'm so proud of you.

thor: i missed you. loki: it’s been like, an hour. thor: tell me about it.

We're reviewing radiation types in my Physics class and Im over here looking at Gamma radiation like:

bruce: [stressed in the lab] where are my fucking glasses? tony: bruce, peter's here, say it nicer maybe. bruce: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking glasses, sir?