If I could rid the world of that creepy TikTok text to speech voice, I would.

Hey Roblox how about buttons "not a parent email address, please disable the account' or "don't let my child have an accountx I don't even have kids and can't opt out! 😒 If another arrives I have to report as spam.

Haaaave ya seen my music video? 😃 See if you can spot the visual pun, no one has mentioned it yet. youtube.com/watch?v=_MKCqm…

My TV remote batteries went flat, the 2020s have gone too far this time!

Woman opens Twitter Woman sees depressing news Woman closes Twitter

Why is it always ILY and not IWCRHACFYIWBFHAMYFSAPIWSYTABYTSIWLAGWYAWWEAHATIWSMLWYTTBAWOWITCALAWL!?

Why does this #craiyon bear look more nude than real bears do?? 😆

Make new memories to be nostalgic about later.

No one ever looks happy in a Taco Bell

Bored? Let's play a game! Retweet once you've spotted the cat so that others can kill some time too. I assure you, the entire cat is there. It's not a bit of a cat hiding behind something or an object that looks a bit like one. It's there. #Cats #CatLover

#RIPTwitter, I joined in 2007 and now my account is old enough to be in high school. 👋 Message me on Signal.

Wild to login and not recognise a single profile in my feed.

Still waiting for a better outcome