Let's see how this goes...

Happy birthday Matt Mays

Merry xmas friends. Sorry I haven't been there for you as much as I'd like this year, but there's been a lot to do. Next year will be different. Or maybe it will be the same. I dunno yet. But, in my way, I love you #MerryChristmas

Too much effin and jeffin for my liking at the #GRAMMYs fucking dickholes

Only took the shittest 12 months ever. But it's done, and maybe so am I. #100club

Did they just put the crown back to front on #KingCharles ?

WTF is this!?

I Love watching Brock Lesnar Best part? Seeing him take the guy's hat on the walk back up the ramp after the match 🤣 #SummerSlam

Just got stitched. An ad that appears to be HypeDC. Looks legit - until i sent the payment. 6 pairs of shoes for the kids' Christmas. Scammed. Hopefully ANZ Australia can stop these jerks from taking my money. Be careful out there guys. Merry Christmas

The UK version of #tippingpoint has gone from questions like "In what year was James Garfield the president of the United States... that rhymes with 'shmeighteen shmeighty shmun" to questions about a slate museum in Snowdonia! Wtf happened??

I love Ivanovic - Legend. But how a golden boot award is named after him!? 🤯 #cof25 Football South Australia

Kendrick Davis robbed. #nbl26 #gazeys

Angry looking woman driving a smashed car down the wrong side of south rd, Torrensville as she's chased by an unmarked Po po. Watch out for them crackies y'all @sapol