From Midnight On I don’t get it. Who is this a parody of ? I’m assuming it’s this awful on purpose ?

Red, white, and blue, Your dress, my face, your eyes youtu.be/mwzro13CPoQ?si…

We paddled out to the village church yard in a ghost town off Haight Street in the lower Eastside of Northern upper Manhattan Boulevard. Third Eye Blind #3eb youtu.be/27RK6-lNXKU?si…

That is an American success story right there.

We just wrote Justin Bieber's next hit single! #Pop youtu.be/qe9pcyknRxo?si…

A dirt road's waiting for our wheels to stumble on. So take your pick, Billy Joel or Elton John? #country youtu.be/FAJcGxM6KeY?si…

We missed our last chance for romance, to slow dance to "The Luckiest" Right or wrong, it's over now We've gone too far youtu.be/HtOLsHdAmos?si…

A #violin almost always makes a song sound sadder. youtu.be/DCbnHrlrAso?si…

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Our song for Amy Lee! @Evanescence youtu.be/A9SA5tQ9f6s?si…

Your mind is a maze I can’t get through; I’m tired of tryin’ to find new ways to forget you. youtu.be/zDV6VVvxVHc?si…

Brand. New. Song. youtu.be/IOXTbYDSZt4?si…

Waking up from a dream I just can't explain Still trapped inside the pain Open the blinds and try to start again Let in some light to block you out – but it's 4AM. youtu.be/UFkulZbtzT8?si…

What Goes Good With Coconut #Vodka?

I swear this girl is something else; she's one of a kind And when she's made up, or even when she wakes up With or without makeup, she's oh so fine Her eyes sparkle in sunshine like stars in the midnight sky youtu.be/qe9pcyknRxo?si…

#Atheist raps about #God and the #Bible! What the hell could go wrong? youtu.be/rYrQmGpganY?si…

Basically Every #ThirdEyeBlind Song! "Out Of The Blue" by Third Eye 20/20 youtu.be/VAxcsthlt1E?si…

Sex can be awkward… like when you’re cumming on your girlfriend’s ass… then you remember you’re single… and that’s just your stomach.

I always sit down to piss… even when I’m at a urinal. The hardest part is maintaining eye contact with the guy waiting to use it.

From Midnight On yea dam man u r right