Mount Rushmore of Chicago Bars

Outing yourself as an Apple Music user is more brave than outing yourself as gay

Spotify wrapped but for YouTube videos you watch coked out at 3 am

Episode 1 of What’s For Lunch- feat. BEAST

.Stavros Halkias stops by the kitchen to whip up a healthy salmon What’s For Lunch ep 2

#GoPackGo

Rec league stats from last night: -L (54-34) -8 points (3-4 from the field, 0-1 from 3, 2-2 from the line) -1 assist (no look dish) -2 boards -4 fouls -screamed “and 1” 6 times -called a dude wearing a handband a pussy (he proceeded to dunk on a dear friend) -8 gallons of sweat

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me

Elon you’re an insufferable pussy I am going to off myself even harder

I killed your father Jessica Alba come beat me up now please

Mount Rushmore or TV Show Characters. Who wins?

Two Old Men, by Francisco Goya, 1820-23, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

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Handjobs are back

It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said

“How come nobody told me OJ Simpson died?” - Chef Donny