I will now see the film A PRIVATE LIFE at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

Found on an order card at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn. You hear that Alamo Drafthouse? This is only part of the magic that will be lost with your mobile ordering bullshit!

I have watched this at least 15 times since yesterday.

Got my new t-shirt in the mail! What’s up, everybody cool?

I’ve dreamt this.

I will now see the film THE THING at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn (third time I’ve seen it in a theater)

I will now see the film JURASSIC PARK on 35mm at Nitehawk Cinema Prospect Park.

I will now see THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE (with a bunch of strangers during the Super Bowl) at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

If the Spanish language triggers you, world flags anger you, and an uplifting message against hate sends you into a rage, you might be a white supremacist.

I will now see the film THE VOICE OF HIND RAJAB at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

I think Nattie is a good wrestler, but you can’t book her the way they did for 18 years and then expect me to buy that she’s the toughest woman in wrestling.

I will now see the film SEND HELP at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

I say this both as someone who works in the industry (and tries not to talk shit) and as someone who likes trash cinema — if you’re gonna do this type of bad taste cinema, at least make it fun bad taste. This is guaranteed dogshit.

I will now see the film FRIDAY THE 13TH at Regal Essex Crossing (seen many times, I think this is first time in theater)

I will now see the film FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 at Regal Essex Crossing (seen many times, I think this is first time in theater)

“When there is no room left in hell…”