Poor Me Syndrome is always acute at the point of accountability: "I wasn't in a good head space when I posted it. I've been under a huge amount of stress, a lot of emotion, I felt very alone, under siege, yesterday, when I posted it." bbc.com/news/articles/… #greggawallace

Watching a child put the stickers on a new Lego set.

If it weren't for a supermarket security guard persuading a woman to make a complaint against Pelicot for up-skirting, his horrific crimes would not have come to light. While we celebrate the courage of Gisele Pelicot, let's also rethink our approach to 'minor' sex crimes.

He's been!

I'd love it if they did an edit of The Traitors where you didn't find out who they were - or even if they broadcast the whole first episode and first elimination without revealing so us at home could play along.

Give us what we want: 360 degree camera, uncut footage for every round table on iPlayer. #TheTraitors

There's nothing else for it THE GREAT BRITISH BISHOP OFF 1. Preach Week. All bishops to offer their signature homily, exegesis on a surprise Bible verse hidden under the red gingham, and a showstopper full-length sermon. One to be crowned Star Bishop, another to leave the tent

Playing Scattergories with 7yr old. Parts of the body beginning with A. 7yr old: “How do you spell fossa?” Antecubital fossa 😂

#InternationalWomensDay

What lessons are girls are supposed to derive from watching Adolescence?

I have never smelt anything quite like a cinema full of preteen and teen boys watching the Minecraft Movie.

"The studies are male. The standard is male. The failure is assigned to women." A universal truth.

My first - very first - thought was: suction cup dildo.

Have YOU had your Morning Herpes today?

"Trump ballroom". The ultimate manspreading?

We need to stop commercialisation of adolescent sexuality by women in their 20s aimed at men in the 40s.

"Mummy, can you sing that song Taylor Swift wrote about Charlie XCX while you stroke my head to sleep". Cue: Actually Romantic (Lullaby Version).

Ring deploy tear gas if they take more than one piece of candy

A rather exciting update. Giles will be introduced to them gradually. He's already shown some interest at the door to the room they're in, but he's currently snuggled up in bed with me after having lots of fresh chicken.