this door kinda goes crazy

do you seriously, actually think that the people criticizing you for perpetuating rape culture with these jokes also simultaneously are okay with the mass rape of palestinians. did your brain actually come up with that completely incoherent idea

Breaking | Unprecedented direct hit and power outage in the occupied Palestinian territories due to the Iranian missile strikes.

“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me

fear: they are more scared of you than you are of them (you just gotta kinda say fuck it we ball aka you just need to start being really confident in yourself even if it’s completely faked) dislike: idk i’m just a bitch if i don’t like you

why does no one play civ anymore. used to be that you'd gather some people up for a weekend and hit civ 5 for 13 straight hours and probably get nuked

can someone tell her that two years after this photo is taken, she’ll be starting her first day as a senior research scientist at NASA?

family vacation starts today and by today i mean tonight because our flight is at ONE AM TOMORROW

i now have a whole collection of these

i’m in therapy to make sure i don’t become evil

I wonder how many times my tweets have been used in an Instagram post that I've never seen

“are you a girl or a boy” idk. that’s none of my business.

hottest girl you know is sleepy asf right now omg shes so sleepy dude

seems like you could easily solve this problem by sleeping in a normal bed and using blankies