Just said a joke and heard crickets. Crickets laughing their asses off

i would be so powerful during spring/summer if the amount of heat outside was a normal amount and not this hellfire ass weather

your queer liberation was not handed to you by institutions of power experiencing a spontaneous change of heart—it was messily fought for over across many decades by people you would not have associated with using tactics you would have politely distanced yourself from

a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.

all my friends are friends with benefits to me because i benefit from the beauty of their company and their delightful presence in my life

emotional as hell and there goes namjoon and his saxophone 😭

GEORGE HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy tears aside and all…this was just too fucking funny 😭

i’ve been driving for less than two months and i…Get It. now i know why people are angry all the time, some folks are just rude for the sake of it

i really need to stop drinking cold brew after dinner like…who tf do i think i am??

cried a little

can i come over and build a life with you based on laughter and safety

YEAH!!!!!

HE KNOWS NOW OK