hey guess what i made a book

trump 2024 april fools

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules Easter Eggs are People

easter is just a holiday created by Big Peep

there are two wolves inside me and they both really need to pee

my new years resolution is to stop procrastinating

i didn’t watch the oscars who got slapped this year

7-11 CLERK: what are you doing

ME: *staring at the hot dogs on the metal rollers* watching the oscars

we did it you guys we saved daylight

Easter cards are back! Check em out today at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com

[alphabet naming committee]
okay what comes after O and P
let's just do O and P again but give em dicks

Frozen Embryo Sheldon

oh no facebook is down how will i know who’s birthday it is

[restaurant]

waiter: how would you like your steak

me: i don't know, medium?

medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot

*gets leap from 4 yrs ago out of the attic*

ME: how much are your hamburgers

CASHIER: sir this is a Wendy’s. i have no idea

Tibs of Lik Lok

man woman frozen embryo camera tv

BREAKING: alabama supreme court rules frozen embryos can vote as long as it’s for a republican

explain light purple then