Michael πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ (@frizz) 's Twitter Profile
Michael πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@frizz

🀠 dotfile wrangler

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linkhttp://frizz.dev/ calendar_today13-03-2007 23:01:18

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Me, first thing in the morning: It's still dark outside, so I better be as quiet as possible. My dog: I need to go out and scream at my friend next door and maybe rouse every dog in the neighborhood.

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Boilerplate text for all new restaurants in the Midwest: β€œFueled by our love for traveling to [REGION], we decided to bring a taste of [COUNTRY OR ETHNICITY] cuisine to [SMALL CITY].”

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If Haitians can walk up to geese, grab them by the neck, and carry them away they deserve to be here more than anyone. They should rule this place.

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The Highway Patrol should never be allowed to leave highways. They shouldn't be able to chase you on a street, avenue, boulevard, or road.

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Two entertainment tropes I will always love: seemingly normal character is a retired assassin and has to come out of retirement to save their family; characters live an entire life in an alternate reality and then come back to the real world.

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If you use large icons in #iOS18 you get this weird empty space at the bottom (on my 6.7” phone). Seems like a waste of space. #Apple #iPhone

If you use large icons in #iOS18 you get this weird empty space at the bottom (on my 6.7” phone). Seems like a waste of space. #Apple #iPhone
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Progressive lenses are like some kind of monkey paw wish. You get magical vision but you also can’t walk down stairs or see out of 33% of your glasses.