Hey Violin hey Ninten Keep up the great YouTube content. For how little I've been able to see your streams, your content is, to me, timeless

When it comes to my paycheck

This is a holiday gift from one of my students. NGL this is impressive

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Hey Pierogi I just saw a lady behind me at the cash register at Safeway put down a few Apple gift cards and multiple hundred dollar bills. I talked to her about it and stopped her from buying them. Just stopped my first scam!

I got Danny this SpongeBob for Christmas and holy cow this reaction makes me melt

The time has come

I will shovel all the ice off of my driveway. Also fuck ice

Hey Grok can you tell me why hundreds of photos of mine are missing?

No romance without finance. Happy Valentine's Day

Hey OpenAI I know you want my money but your free version of IRL Alakazam is good enough because my phone is my pokeball here.

When it comes to Valentine's Day: Regardless of relationship status, to everyone, I need to quote Rihanna: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY!

Mustard on the beat

Student walkout today turns my AP stat class of 34 into a class of 7 for the day. Low key.... Great for them!!!!

Oh I forgot... It's time for the SHAMROCK SHAKE

About an hour ago, the power one out in my apartment complex for about 20 minutes. Nothing else causes more footsteps

There are 4 ways to get fired at Square Enix: Fire Fira Firaga

I wear maternity crop tops

A rare sight: A clean apartment kitchen counter

Come on, Eileen, there's breakfast at Tiffany's!