2 more to go… we’re getting there 🤍

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When she breaks up with you on WhatsApp and WhatsApp asks you to rate the call

What’s the biggest robbery in football history?

🚨🔵🔴 Understand Barcelona have already informed João Cancelo’s agent Jorge Mendes about desire to keep the fullback. Cancelo would also love to stay as he’s Barça fan and happy at the club. Talks with Al Hilal over formula/structure to follow. 🎥➕ youtu.be/Bh2jBYAb6KU

I WILL BE LIVE AT THE BERNABEU FOR THE MADRID VS BAYERN GAME

How life feels when you live in your own home and own zero debt.

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Let’s find out in the next game

You can't drag Alvarez with anything

every man must have that experience at least once in their lifetime 🥲🥳

Honestly, as a Barca fan, at this point i thought it was over for us and just then Flick showed up 🥳🤝

Got my second tattoo today, how does it look? 🫣

We used to get hit really hard by any team. We were really in the trenches 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

Whenever you feel like making a lineup, just go take a shit

You’re slowly metamorphosing into the Demogorgon. Go get yourself checked, blud!!!!

My own impressions dey suffocate me. With these numbers I’m pulling, it could take a decade before I get monetized 🤦🏾‍♂️🥲