Congratulations to everyone who won whatever those prizes are called these days.

Congratulations to everyone getting a 5 star review today! Like winning the lottery in Venezuela.

PIG PENS: THIS FESTIVAL MIGHT APPEAR FINISHED BUT IT IS NOT @richardtoddtodd reflects on permeable outergear and unhelpful eyewear #edfringe

PIG PENS: Perhaps I am entering my fat Elvis stage? - bit.ly/2oc1Mkc STEPHEN CARLIN gets ready to eat some deep-fried peanut butter and die on the toilet...

Cake Cockspit has published a list of overlooked comedy shows people should see. What a PERFECT point in the Fringe to do that!

Last chance to find out what it really means to be Irish! 1.20pm - I Want An Irish Passport with Mary BOOM BOOM Bourke! 'An hour packed with fine routines and beautifully written gags' (Scotsman) Tix and info ow.ly/353u30lxPeX #InToTheUnknown #EdFringe2018

This is your last chance! The final #EdFringe show for the King of The Fringe himself Gavin Webster. Very, very funny and just 14 tickets left. So be quick, and please spread the word. Retweet! Let’s sell this out! 6:20pm at The Stand outstandingtickets.com/show/415/gavin…

Aw, fewer dead horses if we crash out of Europe? Grand National 'could be hit by no deal Brexit' bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Fringepig good time to tweet this...

PIG PENS: At last, the sweet release of death. Not death... coffee. - bit.ly/2BP9n1R STEPHEN CARLIN'S final Fringe blog after blogging EVERY DAY! Thank you and goodnight #edfringe

It's over. Thank you Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Edinburgh International Book Festival & Edinburgh International Festival for another amazing August - proof that while newspapers make the world look as if humanity is hell-bent on making everything worse, people are, in fact, creative, cooperative, endlessly diverse, and inspiring.

Lots of people saying they 'can't wait' for next year's Fringe. It was great and everything but... we can wait.

This is the scene just outside work... it's a bit spooky 😱 #Edinburgh #edfringe #28dayslater

Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?

What once were sugary globes of delight Now bitter, hateful balls of spite

Let's spend a precious second marvelling at the fucking batty codswallop of O2

Pret should be forced to change its name to Danger à Manger.

Can't remember.. is it OK or cruel to laugh at Kanye West? It's only a matter of time before we realise it's cruel, surely?