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I got banned from laser tag today... Apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.

"Aw yeah he's 24 months old he's growing up so fast" 2 YOUR CHILD IS FUCKING 2

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Chelsea for the win Chelsea FC

“Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can rest in peace” #Madiba

RIP Nelson Mandela. Grande personne✊.

Studies show that 1 in 4 white girls "literally can't even" right now.

The fastest red card in a football game was given just 2 seconds after kick off, Lee Todd heard a whistle and said "Fuck me, that was loud"