Slicing & Dicing Dick kick followed by a Throat Punch of Doom is the front runner for favorite kill so far. #DontOpenTillChristmas #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

The sleaze and mutilation have been admirable but the Santa kill sequences to attempts at having a structured plot ratio is still a bit whack. #DontOpenTillChristmas #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

Edmund Purdum: An Oral History The Christmas Present you didn't know you wanted! #DontOpenTillChristmas #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

This one ditched the beard... It's good to mix things up. #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

These Santas wander into the darndest things during their kill sequences. This one wandered into Caroline Munro and I'm grateful. #DontOpenTillChristmas #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

Realizing your dick is gone is fatal. #DontOpenTilChristmas #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

#HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether A mess of a film sprinkled with the type of genre curiosity creature comforts that deliver a certain joie de vivre to the most ardent horror enthusiasts amongst us.

I've been really wanting to check this one out for #HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays I'm glad I put it off because I'm looking forward to seeing it #TheLastDriveIn style with Joe Bob Briggs & Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 during this #GhoultideGetTogether with the #MutantFam

I'm there for elf mutilation! #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

I will say the artwork for this film makes it look on par with the type of dreck the Asylum would put out. Interested to see what it's all about. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GhoultideGetTogether

Nasty little zombie elves make me feel good too! I'm not sure if it's possible to dislike a movie featuring nasty little zombie elves! Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GhoultideGetTogether

Really digging all of these segments but if the movie doesn't deliver on the whole Sants vs. Krampus thing then it's an auto-fail from me. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GhoultideGetTogether

So far it's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark at Christmas. And who isn't down for that? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GhoultideGetTogether

Not another sliced off dick again please I can only handle one sliced off dick a night... #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GhoultideGetTogether

#HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether The anthology structure is a bit flawed & the stories themselves are fairly average. It delivers some good scares and truly astonishing moments but ultimately comes up a bit short.

#HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays Day 29: Silent Night Succeeds as a Christmas gorefest despite lacking the personality of its inspiration. They craft the horror elements so well that it overcomes its deficiencies and only comes up short when their homages become poor imitations.

#HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays Day 30: All Through The House A sleazy Christmas themed slasher that I enjoyed despite the incoherent plot & horrible acting that made me wish a killer Santa would cut my dick off. Nudity & kills were plentiful & it played heavy with the red stuff.

Some lighthearted background noise of the comedy/horror Christmas variety for #HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays

#HorrorMoviesForTheHolidays Day 31: Red Christmas A bit too silly for its heavy premise to be taken too seriously but in a deluge of killer Santa flicks this bloody & uniquely bizzare movie makes for quite a demented but surprisingly enjoyable little Christmas horror miracle.