comedic stuttering at its finest

were so back

Dear Self. You lost me at No porn, no alcohol, 4-6 eggs a day, 3 liters of water, more than 3 hours of sleep, more than 50 steps a day, more than 1 pushup(c'mon we're not gods here), no breakfast and brunch, and writing anything

I did not make this one but I wish I did

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rrace🇰🇷 the fleshlight market is about to BOOM

Why is his name Quagmire that’s not even a human name

Kaguya’s Top Gal Weed smokers when you crack open their femurs and throw them down a flight of stairs

That nigga is HHHamas

they should let you doordash poop

return to silent hill is just "what if james was 100% super right and everything regarding mary is fucking crazy" and thats far more entertaining than trying to squeeze sh2's plot into an hour and a half long movie