going back to bed. wake me up in May

Frog gave me a hat :)

people think i’m always grumpy but i’m not always grumpy. i’m happy when i am in my pajamas with my best friend Frog

THIS IS THE GOOD LUCK FROG AND TOAD IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS TWEET IT MEANS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY YEARS OF GOOD LUCK AND FRIENDSHIP. THIS IS LUCKY PICTURE BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND (FROG) IS IN IT AND I LOVE HIM

things i love about my best friend Frog: -he is kind -he is adventurous -he is funny -he is my best friend

standing on ur head doesn’t help you think of a bedtime story to tell ur sick friend and neither does pouring water over ur head and neither does banging ur head against the wall. it’ll just make u feel sick and then ur friend will have to tell YOU a story. UGGGGGHHHHH

anyone else really relating to the new angel olsen mr lonely cover

sorry i haven’t tweeted in a while. i was taking a very long nap. Frog woke me up. first i was grumpy but now i’m happy. awake is great with my friend Frog

roommate realized he was dressed like frog so i obviously had no choice but to dress like toad

I RECOMMEND LONG NAPS!!!!!!!

lost my button & my friend Frog looked everywhere for it but he only found other people’s buttons. then i found my button at home on the floor lol. felt so bad i sewed all the other buttons Frog found me onto a jacket for him. I love him so much

think how much better the world would be if these two were the masculine ideal

True love.

happy valentine’s day! remember a valentine can be a friend, too. and especially a friend who is your husband

not all stories have morals. some are just about being next to each other

toad