terrifying, but i lived it: waiting for staff bathroom and a coworker is in the bathroom for 5+ minutes and ive heard the toilet flush 3 times

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

one of the best physical performances of our lifetime

how it feels to spend 2 weeks on a lesson cycle and then spend hours planning a fun, student-led summative assessment only to find out the day before the assessment that theres an in-school event happening during the day and half your class will be out:

they should let you get OTC adderall when you really need to finish a paper

does this exist anymore

There’s a line in New Girl that’s like “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words” and it turns out that this was basically educational policy for over a decade

something so important to me is how much the average american struggles with “voilà”

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

the best day of my life (chefs knives, new silverware, and espresso machine all open for business)

Young witches boil every cauldron on high

zohran mamdani… cancel school on monday right now and bring back to righteous and joyful Snow Day™️…. UFT has endorsed you and you must do right by us…. Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani Zohran Kwame Mamdani Chancellor Kamar H. Samuels

The Alex Honnold video live: ghoulish, macabre, end of civilization The Alex Honnold video as a recording: spiritual, life-affirming, beautiful

the yondr pouch is the greatest invention of modern times if u are a teacher

when you turn 25 you are Old™️ in Bushwick Years

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking? coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

Anyone who had to make a Spanish video group project with me in high school has secured my instagram follow for life. I don’t care how long it’s been or how little I know you. We made huevos rancheros together and that means something to me…

they need to make clothes for pregnant ladies that are still cool and fun and young but also work at a school and have to be dressed appropriately

being pregnant is like my body is a machine that turns lemonade into human teeth