Infact ehn, I've been burning up! I thought it was just me. Everyone else looks so normal. Good to see people complaining about the weather.

Tata doesn't want to give me her Showmax login details. Does Jesus have a twitter handle? He should come and see his followers.

Of course he denies it. What's he going to say? That he harassed her? Abeg!

Yea, so I'm not surprised Kanye went for The Carter kids. It will touch everybody! Everyone who chooses to be friends with him, will eventually collect. Even Dave Chappelle.

80kmph is not crawling on that bridge. The bridge is never really free. On days when it is, 80kmph is aii. In my opinion sha. Why do you want to use 200 to cross the bridge? Is Mami water looking for you?

Fireflies Dew

People who go camping, in the woods, at night... Why?

Yea,it makes sense that the lawyers will argue consensual wetin call. It's really hard to prove that one party was constantly abused in a relationship. Most people will ask, why didn't the abused leave? This life ehn? Na wa ooooo

Gbam! Abuse thrives in silence

How did Kemi's family get to the UK? I hope it wasn't illegally? Well, yes. They have the right to come down hard on illegal immigrants. It's their country. I guess I don't like that it's an immigrant fighting for this.

About 4 million naira from 30 men. So about 150,000 naira from each blackmail attempt? Mtchew.

Why are they bringing extinct animals back?

I'm trying to find this guy, he makes furniture, his wife makes clothes. For the life of me, I can't remember either of their handles! I'm so so sure he'd be able to make the sofa I have in mind. Sigh

The level of indiscipline in Nigeria though.

Na wa!