IHOB waitress: and for you, sir? me: bhocolate bhip bancakes blease

THERE’S NO WALL YOU WONT KICK DOWN, LIE YOU WONT TEAR DOWN, COMING AFTER ME x.com/gonzxless/stat…

me: *suffers minor injury* my brain: Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it me: “that shit hurted”

😂💀

this man ran away from home and then wouldn’t get out of my jeep. real funny bud

asked my mom for photos so I could post one of those 10 year glowups...🙃

Classic. I misspell everything lol

groundbreaking video. true artistry.

I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view.

pray the fakes get exposed

i need to make more friends cause by the looks of it i’ll have like 2 bridesmaids when/if i get married

Federal prosecutors in New York on Tuesday added additional criminal counts to the indictment against Adidas executive James Gatto, alleging he provided cash payments to former players at Kansas, Louisville, Miami and NC State. The payments to the... espn.com/espn/now?nowId…