love is stored in the ball guy...

[Ball Guy takes off the big mascot head.] [... There's just another Ball Guy mascot head beneath it, albeit a bit smaller.]

If you painted a Wooloo like a Poké Ball, y'know I think that would be neat,

CHAMPION LEON PLEASE HELP ME MATE

[Ball Guy withdraws cooly.]

// i'm joking i'M JOKING IM JOK-

balls

Come get y'all balls

For legal reasons, we are not allowed to distribute Master Balls!

While us Ball Guys are given Master Balls, we can't hand them out for free!

Good luck trying to kill me. I will just roll away.

'Ello, mate! Here ya go, a Heavy Ball! Beautiful, isn't it? With a Heavy Ball, not even the biggest and heaviest of Pokémon are gonna stand a chance before ya! Use it wisely, friend!

I have seen the face of Arceus and it was weeping

// Probably going to redo my pinned By no NSFW, I meant I didn't want to do any type of lewd RPing (I'm a minor), but I guess some of what I've been tweeting isn't /too/ SFW, whoops- If I screw up, do scream at me in DMs. I'm still new to this thing, after all.

You fools. I have been Galarian Electrode all along.

Give me your Rotom Phone