math is so beautiful. these people predicted that the crew would come all the way from space and land in the water at exactly 8:07 PM EST and that's the exact same time - down to the minute - that they splashed down.

Mission complete ❤️❤️❤️

i actually think "surface-level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride-or-die. some friends are for the gym. some friends are for church. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your

i will sell my kidney to go

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

being an mcyt fan without going through your dsmp phase is like reading ao3 without going through wattpad

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

HAVE U EVER SEEN A PRETTY SALSA GET UGLY LIKE THIS? SPICY LIKE THIS?

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

that’s just zara larsson filming a new music video

the jokes write themselves

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

Sign of the Times...

if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally beat him.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

if I sing around you l am 101% comfortable with you.

"Abortion ends a potential life." So does not funding healthcare, education, housing, or gun control. But I don't see you throwing tantrums over that

There are no feet at 8 weeks. Hope this helps