future big 4 accounting interns

Thank you Sabrina

nothing to apologize for 5 5 🦅

god forbid a guy has hobbies

Just followed Paul Skenes on insta… outta respect, definitely a stand up guy

3 more beers, go home and jerk off, text my 2/10… decisions decisions #HappyThursday

What the fuck kinda poetic shit was I on 6-8 beers ago

Your girl’s perfect bracket #MarchMadness

yo where can I find some cougars in boston… rawr

The guy who invented 2 bumps and a bottle of water is a genius

My celebrity crush? The dog from airbud.

How that mouth taste Nicole Kidman

test the guy on the yankees that looks like a horse

Literacy farming

quit drinking beers with the queers and come shmuck with the sick fucks

When your buddy buys you a drink and doesn’t ask for any money… Like okay Mr. Beast.

One bump to stop the shaking, 2 for the theatrics

You still a Pokémon or did you get a real job?

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this is like 10 trillion 9/11's